On the plains of Oklahoma, with a windshield sunset in your eyes, like a watercolor painted sky. You’ll think heaven’s doors have opened. You’ll understand why God made those fly-over states.
– Jason Aldean. (via sunshinemustachesandjesus) Via Diary of the Awkward Child.
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MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED YET AGAIN
Oh look, she turned into a low-class prostitute.
hold up she fixed her gap though
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
(Source: youremy0nelove)
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
Via ONLY FUNNY POSTS WITH 10,000 NOTES OR MORE!
If you haven’t seen this, it’s kind-of awesome. Yes, it’s nearly 9 minutes long. But, after this Southern dad (who also happens to work in IT) angrily addresses points in one of his daughter’s Facebook rants about him, he unloads his .45 into the girl’s laptop. So rad.
Maybe not great parenting, but damn funny. The bullets start flying around the 7 min., 30 sec. mark.
Via The Daddy Complex
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